Monday, April 24, 2017

Cleaning Your Oven

More stories about crazy time lords and how cleaning your oven can be toxic to your health.

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Like The

It's like the time Rhine McNeill spray painted my brand new 2002 with anti-gay slurs.
All over . . . *

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Hotel Room

"Military-Industrial Complex" Mogul in Hotel Room

Friday, March 17, 2017

Out On

While hate showered the earth, there was a serious wreck out on the 105. 

Monday, March 13, 2017

Of Me

My inner beauty is exhausting the hell out of me.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

End Of

Dear God, please protect me from the end of democracy . . . 

Monday, March 6, 2017

Here Comes

Here comes my mind, its grace in free fall.

Friday, March 3, 2017

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

To Taste

I have a mind to taste the air of the forest.

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Rotating Inventory

It was the summer Rick Bullington came home from school and we swam every day and his family's dealership had a rotating inventory of about 6 of them. Of course they ALL had matching numbers back then. T.Rex and Mott the Hoople.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Take Me

Well it's all right.
Love is what she want.
Flying saucer take me away.
Give me your daughter . . . 

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Was Your

Remember when I was your favorite person in a coma?

Thursday, February 9, 2017


Truck Stop
Muskogee, OK

Friday, February 3, 2017

Is Yesterday

Jack is yesterday and the realtor graduated The Bigly School of Economics.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

I Am

I am a dominant businessman.  Bigly dominant.

Friday, January 13, 2017


It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Thursday, January 5, 2017


We're swimming.  It's heaving.

Pinecone Stew